A Geek’s Christmas Wish List: Star Wars, Star Trek, Deadpool, and Beyond.

I am a geek. I don’t require much for Christmas… only the following list, in no particular order, but delivered to me in its entirety;

1.) I need Zachary Quinto (new Spock) to comment on the following; If Spock and Uhura have a baby will it have adorable Vulcan ears? Since Spock is a Vulcan/human hybrid I’m scared the Vulcan genes will eventually breed out. I can elaborate on Vulcan genetics, if needed.

2.) I want Ryan Reynolds to personally explain why Wade Wilson was dishonorably discharged. He is required to bring the Mr. Pool suit to our conversation. Dopinder, Weasel, and Al are optional, but would be appreciated. Dopinder can bring Gita.

3.) I’d like to go fishing and hunting with Chris Pratt. Afterwards we can process our own game while listening to Awesome Mix Vol. 1. Then we can ride motorcycles with some velociraptors. Then listen to Awesome Mix Vol. 2.

4.) I would like J.J. Abrams to personally explain Ray’s family background to me, I would like Daisy Ridley to be present for the conversation.

5.) I need Zachary Quinto to teach me how to perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch… this isn’t a “want”, it’s an absolute NEED. Vulcans never bluff.

6.) I would like to be friends with Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino. Like, real friends. That text each other all the time and meet for brunch and stuff… Don’t judge, brunch is awesome!

7.) I want more battle movies (Like ‘Civil War’ and ‘Dawn of Justice’). Possible examples; Quicksilver v. The Flash, Optimus Prime v. Robocop v. Terminator, Hulk v. The Thing, Aquaman v. Johnny Storm, Unicorn v. Death Star, Ogden v. Jor-EL, etc… We can get creative. I can make up working titles.

8.) I want a Spider-Man faceoff movie, where every living person who has played Spider-Man puts on their Spidey Suit and then participates in a battle of wits and bravery, leaving only one Supreme Spider-Man. We can even CGI in the animated versions. Stan Lee cameo required.

9.) I want Christian Bale to be in Jared Leto’s Joker movie – But not as Bruce Wayne – as Patrick Bateman, from American Psycho. Both Bateman and the Joker are completely insane, and I love it.. They can exchange business cards at the video store.

10.) I want R2-D2. Yes, I want the droid R2-D2 to come live with me. How cool would it be when his droid friends come over? Hanging out with C-3PO and BB-8. I’ll need to learn the Binary language. “Sprrpft!” I’m sure Daisy Ridley will help me, since we will become besties. (Note: Don’t tape a toy R2-D2 to a Rumba. I’ll know the difference. That isn’t the droid I’m looking for.)

That’s it, for now. So, someone get Ellen DeGeneres or the Wizard of Oz on the phone… and let’s make some miracles happen!

Thank you, in advance. Live Long and Prosper.

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5 comments

  1. I love this! I don’t know who all these people are, but I love the idea of the Spider-Man face off, and that would please my grandson too! And I’d like to have R2D2 around…..

    • Thank you so much. Maybe this will help you with the rest (I guarantee you’ll know more than you thought you did);
      -Zachary Quinto plays Spock (a half-human-half-Vulcan) in the Star Trek reboot movies. Unlike in Star Trek: The Original Series, Spock in the movies is dating Uhura, a human member Starfleet.
      -Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool in the Marvel movie. The other people I listed were characters in the movie.
      -Chris Pratt plays Starloard in Guardians of the Galaxy, Starloard had a Mixtape from his mom titled “Awesome Mix Vol. 1”. Chris Pratt was also in the Jurassic Park sequal, Jurassic World; where he rides a motorcycle with velociraptors. In real life, Chris Prtt hunts and fishes.
      -J.J. Abrams is a producer, writer, etc.. best known for his work with Star Wars. Daisy Ridley plays Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens; viewers of the movie don’t know who her parents are yet.
      -Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino both write, direct, produce, and act in movies of, mostly, the horror genre. I’ve been a fan of both of them since I was very young.
      -Christian Bale was Batman in the Dark Knight trilogy, he was also Patrick Bateman in the famed movie, American Psycho. Jared Leto was the Joker in Suicide Squad (Where Batman was not Christian Bale, but instead Ben Affleck), he was also in American Psycho; Patrick Bateman killed him with an axe.

      • Wooo! Thanks for all this, that’s amazing! You know so much stuff! I do know a bit about Star Wars, but not Star Trek. I’ve never seen a Batman film!

      • You’ve never seen a Batman film? Wow! That means you have so many possibilities now. There are so many different versions of Batman, the Joker, etc… if you ever do decide to watch them please, please, please message me back and let me know who your favorite Batman is. It’s a super fun thing to think about.

  2. If you are confused:
    -Zachary Quinto plays Spock (a half-human-half-Vulcan) in the Star Trek reboot movies. Unlike in Star Trek: The Original Series, Spock in the movies is dating Uhura, a human member Starfleet.
    -Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool in the Marvel movie. The other people I listed were characters in the movie.
    -Chris Pratt plays Starloard in Guardians of the Galaxy, Starloard had a Mixtape from his mom titled “Awesome Mix Vol. 1”. Chris Pratt was also in the Jurassic Park sequal, Jurassic World; where he rides a motorcycle with velociraptors. In real life, Chris Prtt hunts and fishes.
    -J.J. Abrams is a producer, writer, etc.. best known for his work with Star Wars. Daisy Ridley plays Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens; viewers of the movie don’t know who her parents are yet.
    -Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino both write, direct, produce, and act in movies of, mostly, the horror genre. I’ve been a fan of both of them since I was very young.
    -Christian Bale was Batman in the Dark Knight trilogy, he was also Patrick Bateman in the famed movie, American Psycho. Jared Leto was the Joker in Suicide Squad (Where Batman was not Christian Bale, but instead Ben Affleck), he was also in American Psycho; Patrick Bateman killed him with an axe.

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