I Love Animals and Halloween but Skeleton Cat Doesn’t Love Me

I love animals, I also love Halloween. So, when I saw skeleton dog and skeleton cat statues they just seemed too dog-gone purr-fect for me. Paw-sitively paw-some. 

Now, that I have them both home, I’m starting to feel differently about one of them… It’s a real cat-astrope!

Skeleton dog is still adorable to me; just sitting there, all cute, holding his little Jack-o’-lantern. 

However, as I sit here, on my couch, admiring my decorations, I am beginning to notice that there is something a bit off about skeleton cat.

She looks like she’s seen some real messed up stuff in her short 9 lives. She has that wide eyed “deer-in-the-headlights, walking-the-green-mile, I just dropped my iPhone on concrete” look… It’s truly paw-ful. 

Not to mention, her beady cat eyes follow you around the room, like some creepy oil painting from an old school Scooby-Doo episode. “Ruh-Roh Raggy!” 

And, she GLOWS IN THE DARK. You’ve gotta be kitten me right meow? 

She’s got a real cat-attitude. 


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